leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via officialwhitegirls)

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anch0vies:

remember when they tried to make a second mean girls 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience. IT by Alexa Chung  (via versteur)

(Source: sweet-frenzy, via givenchyghost)

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the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

(Source: shepardism, via surprisebitch)

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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via mercedesbenzodiazepine)

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WHORE LE'KARDASHIAN